Signs You’re Really Broke

* American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

* You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

* You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

* Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

* Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

* You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

* You receive care packages from Europe.

* Your bologna has no first name.

* You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.

* You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

* You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.

* McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

* Consumer Credit Counseling services said “No.”

* The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.

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